KharniSky

WARNINGS: i am not a dude, idk how dudes act and think generally also i'm not sure if i got America's personality right but oh well this will probably be humourous anyway and i decided to make reader ace for humor purposes, also representation is important now dear reader i as a member of the hetalia fandom don't quite get the whole 2p thing, i mean like why are all of these psychopaths running free like i get it's an alternate world and ish but like there's gotta be normal people hanging around btw i totes approve of 2p romano because he is fab, now don't get me wrong reader i'm not shiting on the 2p thing at all, i think it's cool i just m

(reader's pov) h'he's dead, i still don't think i can bring myself to say it outloud. it's all my fault he's gone, all my fault. he was way more important to this world than i ever will be, it's all my fault. i didn't even go to his funeral i'm awful i deserved to die not him, never him. i feel stupid being here at his grave, god he didn't even want to be buried he wanted to burned like vikings. i failed him, it's all my fault. "h-hey Matthias, i-i-i'm sorry i've been avoiding you lately it's just that, i don't think i can forgive m-myself it's all my fault" i let out a choked sob, it isn't fair "n-now i know you're saying t-that i shouldn'

ok yall so if ya read the hetalia wiki yall would know that lithuania does not get jokes so by dat logic he don't get them sarcasms. oh dear god i am never doing that again it's worse than typing bogan anyway yes onwards with our story you dear reader have noticed that our dearest friend Toris aka Lithuania aka Polands best friend aka after some through tumblring he may be my new favourite character doesn't understand sarcasm, which is all fine and dandy but like sarcasm is fun and makes life way fucing better, besides how you throw shade without sarcasm, so you being a darling friend have decided to educate him on such an art, of course this

TITLE: i have no clue what the fuck i'm doing WARNINGS: human names and country names used and minor reference to the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya Ah seventh year a glorious occasion that is the last year at hogwarts, well at least it's glorious to some people you were not one of those people because yes you will be finished with school but then you have to work and working is for peasants and do you look like a peasant? no. Well thats not the real reason why you are dreading the end of the school year for 1 exams fucking suck and 2 you have no clue what the fuck you wanna do when you finish school i mean when selecting subjects you kinda

you have had it dear reader, some asshole borrowed the book you wanted which right now is the kill order because i as the author want to read the kill order and they haven't freaking returned it, like who does that they've had it out for 2 months now i mean how long does it freaking take but today dear reader is the day it all ends you will get that book even if it kills you, all you have to do is distract the librarian long enough for you to look up the fucker who has your book, sounds easy enough and you purchased an air horn for this very occasion, we got duct tape to. ok the tap is going on the air horn it's almost their it's gonna be on

title: "you know you're singing to your headphones out loud right?" The hogwarts library a wonderful quiet place to study or to snog depending on who you ask, is where you my dearest hufflepuff reader are right now and you had been fortunate enough to find a charm that allowed electronics to work in large areas of magic aka you gonna listen to all the music all day everyday, i mean it's not like you're the only student to discover the charm it's just that you're one of the only ones to not get caught yet. you see music serves as a wonderful distraction from Him yeah that's right reader we're gonna play the pronoun game who is He you ask? wel

How long have you been on DeviantArt? i have been on DeviantArt for 11 months according to my account What does your username mean? well it comes from the fact that i as a person am inept and have a habit of tripping on stairs and in my homegroup if you're the last one in you have to entertain everyone else so i would tell various stories of how i would trip on stairs and every time i successfully made up or down stairs without tripping i would go 'woo i didn't just trip' and when i did trip it would be 'i didn't just trip you saw nothing' so thats where it comes from Describe yourself in three words. umm lets see Lazy. hungry. dork. Are you

WARNINGS: this contains spoilers for FMAB said spoilers are in bold don't say i didn't warn you in the months since the ever awkward introduction both you and Roderich had become close, close enough to be considered friends at least you liked to think so for you dear reader had developed a crush i know how cliche and predictable but alas it is hardly the time for the confession of feelings and being in love for you see the tide of the war is changing quickly and to the side of non magic users, due to the fact that evidence of magic being used illegally in city had reached higher ups there are going to be many executions of innocent people an

welcome dear reader to ivryhelm a fictional city in a fictional world that i made up, there is a war waging between magic users and normal people but in this world you dear reader care for none of this war for you are an aristocrat duchess (y/n) of the west district, your duties are simple complain about the war and look pretty of course that's not all you do you are also an avid reader and lately you have taken to visiting the grace tower pianist he plays beautifully but hardly anyone ever comes around this part of the aristocracy such a shame that talents such as his are wasted. Now dear reader you have dedicated yourself to finding out mor

idk where to go from here plz halp the girl confuses me, i think that perhaps her previous statements of the crystal being of  sentimental value may hold truth to it, i may have been short sighted to believe that she would say such a lie twice even especially when the blonde girl she was with had clearly stated that trying to argue with me to get it back wasn't ‘worth their time’ and that they could just obtain another one and now the surprising evidence that Lady Lydia knows who she is knows her parents even and why would she be sorry none of it makes any sense all i wanted was to have the magics removed from the city so that we